At any point in time you may catch me watching television, usually an Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD, Comedy Central, or Cartoon Network. However, lately, I've been watching The Food Network almost nonstop. No, seriously. So with my diligent viewing of shows like 'Food 911!' and 'Inside Dish with Rachael Ray' I've decided to present you with the following recipe.
Title: Grace Gale 'A Few Easy Steps to Secure Heli-Camel Safety' Casserole
Categories: Casseroles, Cheese, Sassy, Shrieked Vocals
Yield: 9 Tracks of 'sassy screamo'
Ingredients:
1 lb of Sassiness via The Blood Brothers or ground turkey (Cook's choice)
8 oz of attempted post-hardcore
1 Onion (chopped)
1/2 Cup of disposable riffage
1 Can of tomato paste
1/2 Cup stupid humor
1 copy of any album from the discography of The Letters Organize (Cook's choice)
A dash of 'dance party massacre' - As noted in track 3 'I Don't Know How to Put This' But I'm Kind of a Big Deal'
1 pkg. Macaroni and Cheese
In large skillet, mix the Sassiness via The Blood Brothers with an attempt at post hardcore, onion and disposable riffage. Stir in the tomato paste with the stupid humor. Cook the macaroni and cheese according to package directions, adding milk, cheese, and the dance party massacre to the mixture. Cook on medium heat for 33 minutes and 49 seconds, or to an album length you desire. Sign to Blackout! Records, mix well, press to compact disc, and serve.
Tune in next week when I show you how to cook up a tough guy hardcore cake!
