Posted May 9, 2018, 11:25 p.m.
Whimsical/ˈhwɪm·zɪ·kəl, ˈwɪm-/adjectiveUnusual and alluring. Using imagination in a playful manner.This is admittedly, not a word that would typically be used to describe an album written ... read more
Posted April 30, 2018, 11:43 p.m.
When the Deal sisters re-assembled the lineup from their seminal Last Splash album for a 20th anniversary tour in 2014, they didn’t know how it ... read more
Posted April 16, 2018, 7:40 p.m.
Jack White has always been his own man. With The White Stripes, he cultivated a strong persona - turning blues guitar on its side and ... read more
Posted April 9, 2018, 11:40 p.m.
It's easy to be complacent with side projects. At worst, they're self indulgent jam sessions repackaged and sold to indifferent masses. At best, they tend ... read more
Posted March 19, 2018, 6:12 p.m.
Jeff Gutt has a thankless task before him. Some might say impossible, even. He's replacing Scott Weiland, one of the most loved and recognizable frontmen ... read more
Posted Dec. 25, 2017, 4:16 p.m.
When Living Colour toured earlier this year performing their debut album Vivid for the almost 30 year anniversary, a lot of folks were ecstatic, thinking ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2017, 12:22 a.m.
It's a different world than when Manson made his debut over two decades ago and scared the shit out of everyone. He scared us because ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2017, 12:11 a.m.
All the best albums are made for mood. Some for when you’re feeling happy and carefree, and some for when you’re driving around the city ... read more
Posted Dec. 18, 2017, 11:55 p.m.
Darkness isn’t something everybody can access within themselves. Some are afraid to explore those shadowy recesses, some deny they exist, and some embrace it and ... read more
Posted Dec. 18, 2017, 11:50 p.m.
Matt Cameron has long been the kind of drummer that most drummers wish they were. Seemingly able to play anything - to bounce from project-to-project ... read more
Posted Dec. 18, 2017, 11:41 p.m.
Code Orange are really hardcore. Not the genre, the noun. As a descriptive and an ethos, they wear it well. Forever is the band's first ... read more
Posted Dec. 11, 2017, 6:29 p.m.
Mastodon are no stranger to side projects. Hell, guitarist/vocalist Brent Hinds has released two in the last year alone, with his new Legend of the ... read more
Posted Dec. 11, 2017, 6:10 p.m.
Interminable slack-ass Omar Rodriguez-Lopez only released 12 solo albums this year on Ipecac Records. So to alleviate the presumed guilt, he’s gotten the old band ... read more
Posted Oct. 16, 2017, 5:59 p.m.
Black Metal as a musical genre is not known for it's subtlety. The pendulum will usually swing between low-fi heavily distorted guitar and blast-beats or ... read more
Posted Oct. 2, 2017, 5:46 p.m.
One thing becomes abundantly clear about 28 seconds into "T-Shirt", the first track off Foo Fighters' ninth studio album Concrete and Gold - this will ... read more
Posted Aug. 28, 2017, 6:22 p.m.
There's been many words used to describe GG Allin.PunkFelonSado-MasochistShit TerroristOk, in all fairness, that last one was used to describe Mike Patton, but believe me ... read more
Posted Aug. 21, 2017, 5:51 p.m.
au·da·ciousôˈdāSHəs/adjectiveShowing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks.The one mission statement that Josh Homme and Queens of the Stone Age has long established was to ... read more
Posted July 24, 2017, 9:34 p.m.
When ex-Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo announced a new hardcore project, this reviewer was on board. When Lombardo later announced that the new vocalist for his ... read more
Posted July 4, 2017, 10:33 a.m.
Buzz Osbourne has nothing left to prove. His band, Melvins have sustained the ravages of time and, perhaps even more impressively, the ravages of the ... read more
Posted June 26, 2017, 5:52 p.m.
Remember that movie from the 80's where that little rocker kid got sucked into the video game and found himself on that desert planet, where ... read more
Posted March 21, 2017, 6:15 p.m.
There have been few bands as exciting to watch their ascension into music legend than Mastodon. What's that you say? No, the term 'legend' is ... read more
Posted Jan. 9, 2017, 5:41 p.m.
The Melvins are becoming one of the most prolific bands of any in recent memory. One could speculate on the reasons for this, but ultimately ... read more
Posted Jan. 2, 2017, 5:35 p.m.
Bloody Hammers hail from North Carolina and specialize in doom. The band was founded by Anders Manga, who remains the main songwriter and performer - ... read more
Posted Jan. 2, 2017, 5:30 p.m.
Gojira are an anomaly. Not because they're form France, though French metal is somewhat of a rarity - but Gojira are one of the few ... read more
Posted Jan. 2, 2017, 5:25 p.m.
When the Pixies released 2014's Indie Cindy, it was their first release in the band's history to not include Bassist/Vocalist Kim Deal. It was evident, ... read more
Posted Dec. 26, 2016, 8:21 p.m.
Another week another supergroup, right? Wrong. Nothing is expected on Broken Lines, the debut album from Giraffe Tongue Orchestra (GTO) - the new band featuring ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2016, 5:26 p.m.
CEO of SPB Inc: "No."Me: "why?"CEO of SPB Inc: "Because we don't include EP's on the top 25 year end list. You were aware of ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2016, 5:21 p.m.
It's been a year of protests. Whether it's regarding the new president-elect, Black Lives Matter, or sitting down during the national anthem, folks are letting ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2016, 5:17 p.m.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers have seen their fair share of detractors over the years. No need to rehash the descriptives here, but the naysayers ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2016, 5:10 p.m.
A Radiohead album release has become akin to finding folding money under a seat cushion. It doesn't happen often and when it does, it's usually ... read more
Posted Dec. 12, 2016, 7:01 p.m.
David Bowie's passing was a huge blow for most of us. But luckily we had his final release, Blackstar to ease us through the loss.Now, ... read more
Posted Dec. 5, 2016, 6:02 p.m.
Since the 1980s, Vancouver, B.C. has always had a thriving punk scene, but the new millennium came in like a reaper and scythe, decimating live ... read more
Posted Nov. 21, 2016, 7:32 p.m.
8 years. Jesus. That’s the same length of time as Barack Obama’s two-term administration. That’s the entire lifespan of an 8 year old child. That’s ... read more
Posted Nov. 14, 2016, 8:04 p.m.
For a Marillion fan, a new album isn’t just a release – it’s an event. And as far as events go, on an ascending scale ... read more
Posted Oct. 31, 2016, 6:30 p.m.
When it was announced that Nick Cave was releasing a new album Skeleton Tree to accompany the release of his documentary One More Time With ... read more
Posted March 28, 2016, 10 p.m.
John Erik Kaada and Mike Patton. Two great tastes that taste great together. It's been twelve long years since the pair released Romances - a ... read more
Posted March 21, 2016, 10:31 p.m.
The list of people that Mike Patton has collaborated with over the years is as long as it is diverse. Not so diverse however, that ... read more
Posted March 7, 2016, 5:39 p.m.
When Iggy pop parted ways with The Stooges in the mid-seventies, no one really knew what to expect from the man next. If they had ... read more
Posted Dec. 21, 2015, 6:33 p.m.
When you hear the term "industrial" in regards to music from the likes of Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein or Ministry, Foetus (a.k.a. Jim Thirlwell) is ... read more
Posted Dec. 14, 2015, 8:25 a.m.
Murray/Smith King/Hanneman Tipton/Downing These are just a few of the lead guitar duos from Iron Maiden, Slayer and Judas Priest respectively, that dominated heavy metal music of the ... read more
Posted Oct. 12, 2015, 5:44 p.m.
"worker bees can leaveeven drones can fly awaythe queen is their slave"- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club When people talk about music (assuming people actually do still ... read more
Posted Oct. 5, 2015, 11:27 p.m.
At the time of the release of their eponymous 2013 full-length album, the Geoff Tate storm had passed and cleanup efforts had begun.It was most ... read more
Posted Sept. 21, 2015, 5:43 p.m.
In the interest of full disclosure, this reviewer would like to go on record as saying that he loves The Scorpions. They are exceptional musicians ... read more
Posted Sept. 21, 2015, 5:37 p.m.
Since the 1983 release of Slayer's debut album Show No Mercy, guitarists Jeff Hanneman, Kerry King bassist/vocalist Tom Araya and drummer Dave Lombardo have built ... read more
Posted Sept. 14, 2015, 8:15 p.m.
"secret consciousness of power is far more delightful than open domination"Dostoevsky - The Adolescent. Le Butcherettes came seemingly from out of nowhere a few years ... read more
Posted Aug. 31, 2015, 11:02 p.m.
It's been 40 years since the world was first introduced to the name of Motörhead. In that 40 years, they have become seemingly invincible. Impervious ... read more
Posted Aug. 24, 2015, 6:50 p.m.
When Ghost first materialized on the scene in 2010 with their debut album Opus Eponymous, they made quite an impression. First there was the image: ... read more
Posted Aug. 24, 2015, 6:47 p.m.
There's very few bands that work as hard to bring the music to the masses as Supersuckers. They're like a sleeper cell. Without warning, they'll ... read more
Posted May 11, 2015, 5:55 p.m.
June, 1997.Hanson's Mmmbop was at the top of the charts. Hype was building for James Cameron's soon-to-be-released new film Titanic. Layne Staley and Princess Diana ... read more
Posted March 30, 2015, 8:04 p.m.
You had to be there. In the grand scheme of box-office existence, Through The Never was a blip. The release was limited, as was apparently, ... read more
Posted Feb. 16, 2015, 8:26 a.m.
Writing a review for a live album can be a daunting task. There's only so much you can say about songs presented in a live ... read more
Posted Feb. 3, 2015, 12:41 a.m.
In his long, storied, and in this mind, legendary career, Thomas Gabriel Fischer (Tom G. Warrior) has been a man of dark talent and darker ... read more
Posted Jan. 19, 2015, 5:45 p.m.
With their newest release, Sonic Highways, we aptly find Foo Fighters at an apparent crossroads and no longer content to write and record music in ... read more
Posted March 18, 2014, 1:09 a.m.
There are few bands that can boast ever having made one of the heaviest albums of all time.Trouble can make that claim not just once, ... read more
Posted March 10, 2014, 8:05 p.m.
Many musicians can write a sad song. But a sad song is just that. It’s one note - one emotion. Sad-verse-sad-chorus-sad-verse-end. Rare artists can take ... read more
Posted Feb. 10, 2014, 8:26 p.m.
The history of Black Metal has been told ad infinitum. We know that groups like Venom, Posessed, Mercyful Fate and Sarcofago planted the seeds that ... read more
Posted Dec. 2, 2013, 10:46 p.m.
Those who have had the pleasure of seeing Shelton Hank Williams III perform live know that the man always gives his audience more than their ... read more
Posted Nov. 11, 2013, 7:14 p.m.
Gogol Bordello, on their earlier releases, were one of those rare bands that everybody agreed was a must-see live band that and was able to ... read more
Posted Oct. 29, 2013, 2:13 a.m.
Some anniversary reissues are like tapas. Small, manageable servings of exactly what you want and you wind up leaving utterly satisfied. Others are like going ... read more
Posted Oct. 21, 2013, 6:53 p.m.
Motörhead have the blues. Sure, they've worn their influences on their sleeves for the entirety of their 40 year career. But on Aftershock, the band's ... read more
Posted Oct. 15, 2013, 12:51 a.m.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY involved with or familiar with the Seattle scene back in 1991 would have guessed that Pearl Jam would be, with ... read more
Posted Oct. 15, 2013, 12:29 a.m.
For those who recall, the first time that Stone Temple Pilots got tired of waiting around for Scott Weiland to turn his shit around was ... read more
Posted Sept. 30, 2013, 8:30 p.m.
There are at least two bands named Hessian. As such, one of them is supposed to be referred to as Hessian A.D. I refuse to ... read more
Posted Sept. 30, 2013, 8:26 p.m.
In this day and age, if you're going to write 11-15 minute songs about death, decay and other moribund topics you need to make damn ... read more
Posted Sept. 2, 2013, 11:53 p.m.
Look on the interweb and you'll find love for Avenged Sevenfold and you'll find hate. A lot of hate. I understand the love, but I don't quite ... read more
Posted Sept. 2, 2013, 11:50 p.m.
The only reason Metallica is supposedly used as a torture tactic in Guantanamo is because the C.I.A. doesn't know about Nails. I mean that to sound neither ... read more
Posted Aug. 26, 2013, 10:51 p.m.
Heisenberg's uncertainty principle dictates that nothing in this universe has a truly defined position or trajectory and by trying to define it, the momentum of ... read more
Posted July 23, 2013, 12:29 a.m.
If Pain Teens and Jon Spencer Blues Explosion fucked and had a baby and that baby grew up to start a two-piece garage band with ... read more
Posted June 11, 2013, 1:30 a.m.
Black Sabbath is well, it. They are the genesis of it all. History is divided as B.C. and A.D., to differentiate what came before and ... read more
Posted June 11, 2013, 12:58 a.m.
The name on the front of this album says Queensrÿche. It does not say Geoff Tate's Queensrÿche or any other variation. Just Queensrÿche. There is ... read more
Posted June 4, 2013, 12:34 a.m.
An eponymously titled album is somewhat unusual this late into a bands' career and will typically signify that the band in question is, despite all ... read more
Posted May 27, 2013, 11:06 p.m.
"I blow my load over the status quo - here we go".A reading from the book of Homme. It has been 6 since Queens of the ... read more
Posted May 6, 2013, 11:44 p.m.
in·sti·tu·tion noun \?in(t)-st?-?tü-sh?n, something or someone firmly associated with a place or thingThere are few bands around that can be considered any kind of institution for ... read more
Posted April 30, 2013, 1:05 a.m.
The death of Ron Asheton in 2009 was a sad day in music. Considered by this critic and many others to be one of the ... read more
Posted April 30, 2013, 12:34 a.m.
I'll admit, I was intrigued by the idea of Scottish Pagan Metal. Even with the full understanding of Pagan Metal by definition of the more ... read more
Posted April 23, 2013, 12:22 a.m.
There's soundtracks to the apocalypse and then there's soundtracks to everything afterward. Ensemble Pearl provides the latter. The din and drone as your mind takes ... read more
Posted March 25, 2013, 11:42 p.m.
25 years later, Mudhoney still know how to kick out the jams. Drummer Dan Peters gets the festivities started with a drum-roll, no less and ... read more
Posted Feb. 26, 2013, 12:27 a.m.
There's not a whole hell of a lot to be said about Darkthrone that is not already legend. Having survived the Norwegian Black Metal Scene ... read more
Posted Jan. 28, 2013, 10:49 p.m.
It's been over 5 years since the world has been graced with anything new from Tomahawk, the pseudo-supergroup featuring the triumvirate of Duane Denison, Mike Patton ... read more
Posted Aug. 13, 2012, 11:10 p.m.
“A community is democratic only when the humblest and weakest person can enjoy the highest civil, economic, and social rights that the biggest and most ... read more
Posted July 18, 2012, 10:38 a.m.
Philm is not Slayer. Yes, it is a side project of Slayer drummer/legend Dave Lombardo, but it is not Slayer. Lombardo’s other side projects Fantômas ... read more
Posted Feb. 6, 2012, 10:30 p.m.
Let’s get right to it. I think we can all agree that lead-off single “Tattoo” is a shitty song. And any album that has the ... read more
Posted March 14, 2011, 9:39 a.m.
I got into a discussion with someone recently over the validity of this latest release from Polly Jean Harvey. They seemed almost offended that PJ ... read more
Posted March 7, 2011, 12:33 p.m.
As I listen to New World Shadows, the latest opus from Finland's Omnium Gatherum, I am awash in triumphant and majestic riffs that are far ... read more
Posted March 7, 2010, 1:23 p.m.
Once social change begins, it cannot be reversed. You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read. You cannot humiliate the person who feels ... read more
Posted June 22, 2009, 2:04 p.m.
The reviewer of the following album would like to invite his readers to participate in the following drinking game: grab a shot glass, grab a ... read more
Posted April 9, 2009, 11:38 p.m.
Water. Earth. Russian monarchy? While Mastodons previous albums Leviathan and Blood Mountain deal with two of the four elements, their newest, Crack the Skye, deals ... read more
Posted March 3, 2009, 2:22 a.m.
Black Flame is an Italian black metal trio that holds the distinction of being one of the first bands signed to Forces of Satan Records, ... read more
Posted Jan. 7, 2009, 1:02 a.m.
We have Taylor Swift and then we have Hank III. The former is the public face of country music today. Sweet, sassy, cute-as-a-button and considered ... read more
Posted Dec. 30, 2008, 1:37 p.m.
...and with volume two in the "Happiness is the Road" series, Marillion has the ship back on course. Kicking open the door with Thunder Fly, ... read more
Posted Dec. 30, 2008, 1:32 p.m.
In their twenty-six-year or so history, Marillion have never released a shitty album. Think of other bands that have been around; can they make the ... read more
Posted Dec. 28, 2008, 11:29 p.m.
Sometimes you just want to tear something down, rip it to shreds. To have that attitude when reviewing an album is fucked up, no question. ... read more
Posted Nov. 4, 2008, 12:57 a.m.
Why re-record your own album almost twenty-five years later? Some, including this reviewer, find the redundancy almost laughable, but yet it appears to be more ... read more
Posted Sept. 15, 2008, 3:35 p.m.
The Metallica debate has been one of the most hotly contested that music has ever seen. Pro or Anti. Sellouts or one of the few ... read more
Posted Sept. 11, 2008, 1:03 a.m.
The Melvins and Fantômas. Two great tastes that taste great together. This is the first visual release of this clash of the titans. Sure, they ... read more
Posted Sept. 9, 2008, 11:46 p.m.
Weve all been to parties where theres always one guy. One drunk asshole to pooch the proceedings. Either hes slobbering all over you, back slaps ... read more
Posted Sept. 7, 2008, 11:48 p.m.
Its been over sixteen years since the death of Robert Lee Maupin, otherwise known as Iceberg Slim. An African-American author and poet responsible for works ... read more
Posted Aug. 7, 2008, 2:23 a.m.
Rogers and Hammerstein, Salieri and Mozart, DeNiro and Scorcese. What makes a great partnership? Is it differences in opinion that compliment the end result as ... read more
Posted Aug. 4, 2008, 11:41 p.m.
I truly dont know what to make of this band. Some reviewers might like to scope out the band before claiming the promo (Yes, that's ... read more
Posted July 30, 2008, 11:25 p.m.
I have a huge crush on Kim Deal. There, I said it. Fuck you, dont judge me. You probably rubbed one out to Vanessa Hudgens ... read more
Posted July 29, 2008, 12:12 a.m.
Ill admit - I have a bit of a problem with modern blues. For me, blues, real blues ended in the 1940s with the likes ... read more
Posted July 23, 2008, 11:12 p.m.
John Zorn is well on the way to becoming the most prolific artist in music history. Through recordings from Painkiller, Naked City, Masada, and untold ... read more
Posted June 3, 2008, 7:34 a.m.
Diamanda Galás is unlike any artist in music. Take a moment and think about this. That statement is not embellishment. It is not fanboy bias. ... read more
Posted May 26, 2008, 5:48 p.m.
Those familiar with Ipecac Recordings know that regardless of the release, whether the listener likes it or not, it will, above all else, be different. ... read more
Posted May 26, 2008, 5:44 p.m.
When I think of folk metal, I think of the scene in This is Spinal Tap with the dwarf dancing around the tiny Stonehenge. This ... read more
Posted May 26, 2008, 5:40 p.m.
Recently signed to Joyful Noise Recordings, The Delicious is a Bloomington, Indiana quartet that just bug the shit out of me more with each subsequent ... read more
Posted May 26, 2008, 5:37 p.m.
Not to be confused with Haywards Shit Outta Luck, a ska band - this is Milwaukees Shit Outta Luck, a meaty, Midwest hardcore band. The ... read more
Posted April 29, 2008, 12:38 a.m.
Documentaries in this day and age have become a dime a dozen. Gone are the days of documentaries as an event i.e. waiting for the ... read more
Posted April 25, 2008, 3:24 a.m.
wannabe [won-uh-bee, waw-nuh ] noun. Informal. One who aspires, often vainly, to emulate another's success or attain eminence in some area. The Armed Forces are ... read more
Posted April 23, 2008, 1:03 a.m.
Its been no secret that for quite some time now, Mike Patton has wanted to broaden his ever-widening horizons into the world of film scoring. ... read more
Posted March 26, 2008, 8:30 p.m.
Theres cool and then theres cool. Mark Lanegan is cool. He was cool fronting the Screaming Trees back in the day. He was cool on ... read more
Posted Feb. 21, 2008, 3 p.m.
Wow. These guys really hate Jesus. Well, I mean, they seem to hate a lot of things but they really hate Jesus. This is Genocide. ... read more
Posted Feb. 14, 2008, 12:49 a.m.
You know how to work that evil shit when you can make an accordion sound sinister. Even by the strictest of doom metal standards this ... read more
Posted Feb. 11, 2008, 8:08 p.m.
From the reviewers initial notes made upon first hearing the album: Quiet + Loud + Quiet + Harmonica = Souvenirs Young America What a sad, ... read more
Posted Feb. 11, 2008, 12:45 a.m.
U.S.S.A. is a relatively new project consisting of Ministrys Paul Barker, Tomahawks Duane Denison and two other guys. Two out of four guys that have ... read more
Posted Feb. 6, 2008, 10:30 p.m.
When reviewing an album, it can be difficult to summarize thoughts and feeling elicited from the music youre listening to, to organize these thoughts and ... read more
Posted Jan. 29, 2008, 8:08 p.m.
The Absence hails from Tampa, Florida. Anyone with a sense of history knows that in the late eighties this meant something. Death, Obituary, Deicide, and ... read more
Posted Jan. 4, 2008, 1:09 a.m.
Can I Keep This Pen? is Northern States third full-length album and it proves that any and all naysayers dismissing the group as a novelty ... read more
Posted Dec. 26, 2007, 7:35 p.m.
So what are we to think of this pure, unholy black metal from Israel? Well for starters, taking into consideration their country of origin doesnt ... read more
Posted Dec. 16, 2007, 11:51 p.m.
No one in our band is in it for their ego. Its all about the songs The above is a quote from guitarist Stuart MacLeod ... read more
Posted Dec. 13, 2007, 4:23 p.m.
At the risk of sounding like a filthy hippie droning on about the sixties and how you had to be there to understand it, the ... read more
Posted Dec. 11, 2007, 4:02 p.m.
HEY YOU! Metal Blade! Century Media! Lifeforce! Earache! All you record labels down with the metal: LISTEN UP! Chosen is an independent metal band hailing ... read more
Posted Nov. 29, 2007, 2:34 p.m.
World music is a funny thing. It begins with the purest of intentions: to invite the listener to explore the country of its origin by ... read more
Posted Nov. 27, 2007, 3:33 p.m.
You either like The Hives or you dont. Yes, its that simple. The whole shtick, the outfits, the ego, be it embellished or not, the ... read more
Posted Nov. 20, 2007, 2:31 p.m.
The Ramones are finished. Over. Unlike their peers from the 1970s, there will be no reunion tours. Joey, Johnny and Dee Dee have passed on. ... read more
Posted Nov. 18, 2007, 11:37 p.m.
Lets not beat around the bush. Despite a valiant effort at bringing thrash back to the masses, Fueled by Fire just arent the ones to ... read more
Posted Nov. 15, 2007, 8:10 p.m.
Theres been a lot of words used to describe Minneapolis A Second from the Surface: metalcore, grindcore, crustcore. All of them are very specific genres, ... read more
Posted Nov. 5, 2007, 2:32 p.m.
For those who find Evanescences Amy Lee too goth and Sarah Brightman not quite goth enough, we have Norways Andrea Haugen a.k.a. Nebelhexë. Now, Neb, ... read more
Posted Oct. 31, 2007, 8:39 p.m.
a) Neglected Rejection b) Benign Reabsorption c) Predicated Malformations d) Embryological Teratomas Okay, heres how it works - you guess which ones are actual titles ... read more
Posted Oct. 29, 2007, 12:35 a.m.
Linkin Park, by and large, are looked upon as a joke. With few exceptions, they are loved solely by young fans who really dont know ... read more
Posted Oct. 22, 2007, 11:34 p.m.
To listen to Souvenirs Dun Autre Monde (which translates into Memories Of Another World) is to experience a world free of pain, darkness, and despair, ... read more
Posted Oct. 22, 2007, 3:02 a.m.
Trail of Flesh, Sweet Blasphemy, and Scent of a Dead Whore. Sure, we all know these titles as classic childrens books, but did you know ... read more
Posted Oct. 10, 2007, 12:02 a.m.
Amy Winehouse. Lily Allen. Jenny Lewis. All are media darlings. Despite any and all current public backlash, neither lady could release an album of humming ... read more
Posted Oct. 3, 2007, 10:45 p.m.
This is the only album Ive ever heard that sounds like it should have been wrapped in a shroud. Relentlessly bleak and resoundingly brilliant, this ... read more
Posted Sept. 30, 2007, 8:44 p.m.
In their twelve or so years as a band, Foo Fighters have had a more than respectable career. This is equally impressive as it would ... read more
Posted Sept. 27, 2007, 7:44 p.m.
Alright, lets look at the stats: Name: Death Breath. A truly ridiculous name for a band of any genre Albums: Stinking Up the Night, Let ... read more
Posted Sept. 20, 2007, 1:58 p.m.
Every era has seen the chocolate/peanut butter combination of music and activism mixed together to create the tasty sensation of protest music. Long derided as ... read more
Posted Sept. 12, 2007, 2:35 p.m.
Soul (noun) : A sense of ethnic pride among Black people and especially African Americans, expressed in areas such as language, social customs, religion, and ... read more
Posted Sept. 6, 2007, 1:35 p.m.
Municipal Waste likes to party. How do I know this? Well, theres the album title. Couple that with songs like Beer Pressure, Born to Party, ... read more
Posted Sept. 3, 2007, 8:11 p.m.
When John Zorn released his Kristallnacht album, it contained one track of sheer horror, anger, and sorrow all rolled into one. Entitled Never Again, Zorn ... read more
Posted Aug. 22, 2007, 4:08 p.m.
If youve never seen Sleepytime Gorilla Museum live, do yourself the favor the next time they come to your town, berg or hamlet. They might ... read more
Posted Aug. 9, 2007, 8:13 p.m.
Lets not beat around the bush. Lickers Last Leg is the album Queens of the Stone Age should have put out instead of the bands ... read more
Posted Aug. 7, 2007, 12:15 a.m.
See: Obscurus Advocam Just kidding. But lets face it. They are pretty interchangeable, no? Both bands are the vision of French musician Infestuus. Both bands ... read more
Posted Aug. 7, 2007, 12:11 a.m.
Ive been told that France has been home to a few good bands over the years, but like you, aside from Air Id be hard ... read more
Posted Aug. 7, 2007, 12:08 a.m.
Where to begin, where to begin... For starters theyre Swedish, which would normally be a plus, but in this case it is not because they ... read more
Posted Aug. 7, 2007, 12:05 a.m.
Taken verbatim from the initial notes of the reviewer: Starts out promisingly enough with Derek Jay beating the snare like he just caught it pooching ... read more
Posted Aug. 1, 2007, 11:39 p.m.
Sometimes when a reviewer receives an album, it can be difficult to decide how best to approach the review. The spin so to speak. Is ... read more
Posted July 10, 2007, 12:08 a.m.
When Hank III goes on tour, he leaves no stone unturned, playing anywhere that would have him: cities, towns, hamlets, burgs and more than a ... read more
Posted June 21, 2007, 7:41 p.m.
Over the years, Queens of the Stone Age have managed to carve a deep niche into the hard stubbornness of mainstream music. Like his previous ... read more
Posted June 18, 2007, 11:19 p.m.
I've been hoodwinked. Hornswaggled, if you will. Lied to for years. About what, you ask? Well, I'll tell you, you nosey sons of bitches. Porcupine ... read more
Posted May 20, 2007, 8:37 p.m.
For the most part, there is no concept to Death Metal other thanÃ¢â¬Â¦..well, death. Lofty ideas or "concepts" are usually left to the Power Metal ... read more
Posted May 6, 2007, 2:26 p.m.
Throughout their over twenty-five year history, Marillion and their music have maintained what many thought impossible: prog without pretension. This has been a key component ... read more
Posted April 10, 2007, 9:11 p.m.
Skindraft's compilation of previous and new demos oddly titled Demos is a very telling slice of a young, new band finding their way in the ... read more
Posted April 3, 2007, 10:54 p.m.
More melody than mayhem, France's Celestia is a band that catches your ear immediately because while they can definitely fly the black flag over their ... read more
Posted March 28, 2007, 2:28 p.m.
This metaphor has been used in other instances and with different figures at the head of the punchline. But believe me when I say that ... read more
Posted March 20, 2007, 5:18 p.m.
Anyone who's read any of my reviews probably has a pretty good idea of my old-school sensibilities when it comes to music. I've been listening ... read more
Posted March 14, 2007, 4:54 p.m.
When all else is said and done, I like my metal like I like my coffee: black, bottomless, and smelling like the inside of a ... read more
Posted Feb. 14, 2007, 2:33 p.m.
This Ending's Inside the Machine is a creeper. The first time I heard it, I really didn't care for it. It was alright, but the ... read more
Posted Jan. 30, 2007, 2:52 p.m.
I'm not going to lie to you, kids. I have an affinity for most things from Down Under. I had family who lived there for ... read more
Posted Jan. 3, 2007, 2:26 p.m.
There are a few music "fans" that may be in denial, but I think most schooled individuals can attest that there is a tremendous dearth ... read more
Posted Jan. 3, 2007, 2:08 p.m.
God bless Southern Lord Records. For many years the label has been the last bastion for all things sludgey and doomish. But as some of ... read more
Posted Dec. 29, 2006, 2:06 p.m.
My only beef is with God. I wake up every day, I curse Him every day, because there is only on person who's responsible for ... read more
Posted Dec. 25, 2006, 9:02 p.m.
Ask the founding member of Eyes of Ligeia about his band history and you're likely to get this responseÃ¢â¬Â¦ In the cursed year 1998 of ... read more
Posted Dec. 19, 2006, 3:52 p.m.
Disclaimer: Whenever a reviewer has no idea how to end a review - a more common occurrence than the reader might think - the reviewer ... read more
Posted Dec. 13, 2006, 3:24 p.m.
There are few artists from the last few years that I have enjoyed more than John Erik Kaada. Woefully under-informed was I of his band ... read more
Posted Dec. 10, 2006, 2:52 p.m.
I'm not going to lie to you. This review isn't going to be unbiased. It isn't going to be impartial. It isn't going to be ... read more
Posted Dec. 7, 2006, 7:22 p.m.
Though I can't speak for my colleagues, I find it isn't unusual for an album to be given a great review or a poor review, ... read more
Posted Dec. 3, 2006, 1:50 p.m.
When Pretty Girls Make Graves released their 2003 album The New Romance, I didn't think there was any way for it to not make the ... read more
Posted Sept. 6, 2006, 10:54 p.m.
Okay, let's run down the list, shall we? Billy Murcia (1951 - November 6, 1972) Johnny Thunders (July 16, 1952 - April 23, 1991) Jerry ... read more
Posted Aug. 28, 2006, 3:42 p.m.
It's been four and a half years since Mr. Zombie last released an album of new material. That album was The Sinister Urge and I ... read more
Posted Aug. 21, 2006, 3:27 p.m.
Well what can you say about a group like Cattle Decapitation? First and foremostÃ¢â¬Â¦they're not emo. Secondly, they have a new album out called Karma. ... read more
Posted Aug. 14, 2006, 12:24 a.m.
There's not a whole lot you can say about Angel Eyes that hasn't already been said about Isis. If Isis were an actual person, Angel ... read more
Posted Aug. 1, 2006, 1:37 p.m.
Disclaimer: Any use of the term "gay" in the following review is, in this context a derogatory term to denote a substandard listening experience and ... read more
Posted July 16, 2006, 1:16 p.m.
You, faithful SPB readers as I, listen and tend to prefer music that can best be described as "heavy". This is quite possibly the music ... read more
Posted July 6, 2006, 2:45 p.m.
There are few bands that had as much of an impact on my youth as Celtic Frost. Rising from the ashes of Hellhammer, Thomas Gabriel ... read more
Posted June 25, 2006, 11:44 a.m.
Weak. Shallow. Lame. Insipid. All of these words have been used at some point (by me) to describe country music. I fucking hate what passes ... read more
Posted June 20, 2006, 10:01 p.m.
Lost in Focus is the debut release from a Southern California five-piece know as Apiary. I listen to a lot of music, and have jaded ... read more
Posted June 12, 2006, 7:53 p.m.
It's been a long wait for the debut album of Mike Patton's Peeping Tom project. About six years to be exact, but let's cut him ... read more
Posted May 24, 2006, 1:25 p.m.
There's been a trend as of late among American bands to become popular by sounding British, most notably The Killers, The Bravery and Interpol. This ... read more
Posted May 17, 2006, 2:19 a.m.
Anton LaVey, Richard Ramirez, and Phil Knight. Three famous individuals who, despite being all about the evil and doing their part to ensure eternal damnation, ... read more
Posted May 9, 2006, 2:40 p.m.
Everybody's so political these days. Protesting this, boycotting that. Hell, there are more hippie protest songs out now then there ever was in the 60's. ... read more
Posted April 26, 2006, 8:51 p.m.
The Crown was a good band; Angel Blake, not so much. Guitarist Marko Tervonen's decision to record a solo album seemed like an interesting move ... read more
Posted April 12, 2006, 11:58 p.m.
This is a biased review. Fuck you, you don't know me. I refuse to review this on the same bell curve as your lame little ... read more
Posted April 5, 2006, 7:51 a.m.
Tantric music has its charms, but more often than not, it's boring as shit. What's tantric music you ask? Well I'll tell you, you nosey ... read more
Posted Nov. 27, 2005, 7:45 a.m.
Stand-up comedians aren't funny. With very few exceptions, this is a truism that has become stronger and stronger over the years with every "I drive ... read more
Posted Nov. 6, 2005, 9:30 p.m.
We've all heard the stories. Someone leaves your favorite band and the remaining members have two choices.... carry on or pack it in. It doesn't ... read more
Posted Oct. 31, 2005, 8:44 p.m.
If you ask me, there's no musical genre more ripe to be picked from the tree of potential and placed into the basket of commercial ... read more
Posted Oct. 10, 2005, 4 p.m.
I'll admit, when I first heard of Drowningman back in the day, I had a whole lot of preconceived notions. It was in a magazine, ... read more
Posted Oct. 2, 2005, 4 p.m.
There's something to be said for bands that get right to the point. Literally within the first ten seconds of "11th and Arch", Philadelphia's How ... read more
Posted Sept. 5, 2005, 11:03 a.m.
Fire extinguishing foam, cortisone and physostigmine. All highly relevant in today's society and all created by one man, a man you've never heard of. Clint ... read more
Posted Aug. 20, 2005, 9:56 a.m.
Like all of you, when i think of Portugal, I think of three things: the architect Miguel von Hafe P'rez, tungsten mines, and metal. I ... read more
Posted July 20, 2005, 11:20 a.m.
Sometimes, perspective is a good thing. There's not always time to gain significant perspective, but when you do have the time, it makes an informed ... read more
Posted July 16, 2005, 9:08 a.m.
The Residents are an anomaly. This is an age where most music is the same regardless of how deep the scratch is. But whether their ... read more
Posted July 9, 2005, 8:15 a.m.
Cost of ticket: $15.00 Cost of gas to drive to Seattle: $23.50 Doctor bill from cracked ribs received: $89.10 Seeing the Murder City Devils perform ... read more
Posted June 16, 2005, 4 p.m.
"When someone comes up to you and asks which Led Zeppelin album they should buy, you should say 'Physical Graffiti'. And in 20 years, when ... read more
Posted June 10, 2005, 4 p.m.
An open letter to Hollow Ground and Organized Crime Records I'm not a detective or a mind-reader. I am neither Columbo, Criswell, nor Veronica-fucking-Mars. I'm ... read more
Posted June 5, 2005, 4 p.m.
Pretty Hate Machine, The Downward Spiral, The Fragile - you name any of these titles to a Nine Inch Nails fan and they could probably ... read more
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