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Pyramid Scheme
What Will We Do Next?

Art Fraud (2006) Jason

Pyramid Scheme – What Will We Do Next? cover artwork
Pyramid Scheme – What Will We Do Next? — Art Fraud, 2006

Pyramid Scheme play spazzy hardcore in the vein of, well, Spazz or maybe What Happens Next?. Completely not my thing and the vocals are making the neighborhood dogs tremble in pain and fear. I'm sure there are fans of these type of over-the-top scream your head off play as fast as fuck type punk bands. I'm just not one of them. This is limited to 300 so you better hurry and snap one up.

2.0 / 10Jason • July 31, 2007

Pyramid Scheme – What Will We Do Next? cover artwork
Pyramid Scheme – What Will We Do Next? — Art Fraud, 2006

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