Top 5 Solicitations on Myspace
Top Five Musical Solicitations On Myspace:
- Chosen
As I said in the review I wrote, the fact that these guys aren't signed is a crime. They could give Dave Mustaine lessons.
- Nattervrede
Blacker than black scary metal from the dark deep forests of?well, Connecticut, which can be scary in a Village of the Damned kind of way.
- Art Af Oryx
I thought it was a typo too. German ambient jazz bringing to mind Bohren Und Der Club of Gore and Absinthe-era Naked City.
- Jen Gloeckner
Sparse, atmospheric spookiness from the heartland. Haunting.
- The Cosmic Vampires
What can I say - I'll always be a sucker for horror-themed surf music, especially when it's from Spain.
Top Five Non-Musical Solicitations On Myspace:
- Luis Guzman
I have no idea how or why, but little ol' me was chosen to be a friend of the man that made Out of Sight, Boogie Nights, and Carlito's Way that much more awesome. And yes it is official, you cynical bastards.
- Optimum Wound Comics
Neo-noir with lots of guns from my very own hometown. Cool as hell. Who says Canadians can't be violent?
- Loma Lynda
I have no idea what's going on, but David Lynch would be proud.
- The Nocturnal Modeling Agency
Jesus, these women are gorgeous. Way better than Suicide Girls. As seen in your favorite Gorgoroth video.
- The XXXorcist
Forget Two Girls, One Cup, just like Evil Head and Re-Penetrator, horror-spoof porn is the only porn worth watching.
(Kevin)
