Review
Elway
Nobody’s Going To Heaven

Red Scare (2025) Jeremiah Duncan

Elway – Nobody’s Going To Heaven cover artwork
Elway – Nobody’s Going To Heaven — Red Scare, 2025

There’s a specific kind of punk record that doesn’t try to inspire you, doesn’t bother offering solutions, and doesn’t pretend things are going to work out in the end. Nobody’s Going To Heaven is firmly planted in that tradition. Elway returns sounding less interested in rallying cries and more invested in documenting collapse as it happens. They cover every collapse from personal, political, and spiritual while blurring it all together into one long exhale.

If you’ve followed Elway’s trajectory, this record feels like a sharpening rather than a reinvention. The hooks are still there, the grit is still there, but the tone is heavier in a way that has nothing to do with distortion. These songs carry the weight of someone who’s been paying attention to this current world. Lines land like half-muttered truths rather than slogans, and the band lets discomfort sit instead of rushing past it.

The Blasting Room production does exactly what it should. It gives the record muscle without sanding down its anxiety. The guitars hit hard but don’t dominate, leaving room for melodies that feel resigned rather than triumphant. The rhythm section keeps everything moving forward with purpose, even when the songs themselves feel like they’re circling the drain emotionally. Nothing here sounds overworked or over-polished. It sounds like a band that knows exactly what kind of record and songs they’re making and refuses to compromise.

Lyrically, Nobody’s Going To Heaven is blunt without being lazy. The political material doesn’t sound like someone ranting on social media over power chords. It’s more weary than explosive, more accusatory than hopeful. References to war, leadership, and moral rot feel less like commentary and more like background pulsing. It’s ever-present, unavoidable, and poisoning everything slowly. Elway doesn’t posture as outsiders throwing rocks from a distance. These songs sound written from inside the mess, by people who know they’re complicit just by being here.

What really makes the record work is how personal that frustration feels. Even when the scope widens to global issues, the emotional core stays human. There’s everything that most people are feeling - exhaustion, anger, disbelief, and the creeping realization that none of this is abstract anymore. The album’s title isn’t a punchline or a provocation. It’s simply a thesis statement. There’s no moral high ground here, no promise of redemption, just survival and whatever scraps of meaning you can carry with you.

Nobody’s Going To Heaven isn’t a fun listen, but it’s a necessary one. It’s the sound of a band refusing escapism, choosing instead to sit with the discomfort and document it honestly. Elway doesn’t offer heaven, hell, or even closure, but a clear-eyed snapshot of the world as it feels right now, and the uneasy knowledge that tomorrow probably isn’t going to fix it.

Elway sits in a very specific lane of smart, bitter, grown-up punk. It’s melodic enough to stick, angry enough to matter, and way too self-aware to feel nostalgic. Fans of The Lawarence ArmsIron Chic, and Off With Their Heads will love this record. However, if you want punk that still believes in tidy endings, look elsewhere. If you want punk that tells the truth even when it’s ugly, Elway still has plenty to say.

Elway – Nobody’s Going To Heaven cover artwork
Elway – Nobody’s Going To Heaven — Red Scare, 2025

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