Review
Miller Lowlifes
Pinch Hitters

ADD Records (2025) Loren

Miller Lowlifes – Pinch Hitters cover artwork
Miller Lowlifes – Pinch Hitters — ADD Records, 2025

The debut album from Florida punk band Miller Lowlifes features a vintage baseball theme, best enjoyed with a can of cheap domestic beer in hand. The metaphor fits, as Pinch Hitters focuses on the American dream -- and where it stands in 2025. The vintage educational TV audio clips add to this past-meets-present theme. It's an album that's equally about living up to impossible, outdated expectations while readjusting for a new era. It's also described elsewhere online as a record about "blue collar folks working white collar jobs."

"Gentrified Diners" sings about it early:

I want to share it all with you / before we're all under water...All I know is this paradise is hell.

While a refrain like that brings some shades of Dear Landlord, the Miller Lowlifes aren't quite as bleak when you listen closer. There is a relentless, resilient spirit to keep trying and to celebrate the small accomplishments even when the bigger picture is grim. It's not a sociopolitical album about a dying empire, rather a personal reflection on surviving the day to day with friends and family.

The songs are melodic and upbeat, short and punchy, with the vocals raspy yet cohesive. It's peppy and singsong, in contrast to the harsher lyrical tones. I get some serious Dan Padilla vibes on "No Time" while, at other points, the vocals remind me of Dillinger Four. "Dive" is a good example of this, though the rest of the song has more of a Banner Pilot vibe, so I guess there's a Minneapolis-y element to it somewhere somehow.

Personal favorites include "Airport Beers," "Gentrified Diners," "Dive," and "Learn My Worth." What surprises me the most is how cohesive this whole record is. Most debuts have at least a couple of "skip" tracks but Pinch Hitters is a play on a loop kinda jam. Last year I saw the band as one of the first sets of FEST 23. Hopefully they play again this year and I'll be able to sing along.

To keep the theme of failed promises and so-called bright futures ahead, I asked Google's AI a fact-checking question about the band only to be informed that Miller Lowlifes is, in fact, not a band at all, but a University of Minnesota basketball team. Maybe this is all just a crazy dream.

8.8 / 10Loren • May 30, 2025

Miller Lowlifes – Pinch Hitters cover artwork
Miller Lowlifes – Pinch Hitters — ADD Records, 2025

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