Hannah Blumenfeld (White Murder)
SPB: What is the worst job you’ve ever had?
Blumenfeld: Substitute teaching. I was way too young and it was just complete chaos all the time: all grades all categories. One day in the middle school I lost it and called a student a bitch. I was so freaked out, thinking I was going to get fired, and when I finally met with the principal at the end of the day, he kind of laughed and said, "That kid? He's going to juvie tomorrow. I wouldn't worry about it."