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Locked In

Walk the Plank
Hurry Up! (2008)

We head off to the land of pizza and the Pope for this full-length release by Locked In. I never thought of Italy as a hotbed of hardcore bands and Walk the Plank does nothing to deter that as I'm forced to review yet another run of the mill hardcore band. Locked In play metal influenced hardcore with high-pitched yelled vocals that remind of Joe Harder from Pressure. Locked In sounds like Comeback Kid or very bored Sick of it All. The guitars are meaty and the mosh is plentiful but there is once again nothing that really captures my attention while listening to Walk the Plank. I really don't ask much from my hardcore bands but when they play a version of hardcore that I've already heard a million times before and don't do anything new with it I don't feel really any need to discuss their releases anymore. I understand you are angry and here's your soundtrack but let's be honest, Locked In, you sound like every other band that wants to be on Bridge Nine. You can add all the mosh parts you want or even start singing here and there, there's really nothing that going to … Read more

Driving on City Sidewalks

Where Angels Crowd to Listen
Count Your Lucky Stars / Strictly No Capital Letters (2008)

Driving on City Sidewalks is a Canadian duo who play a heartbroken strain of indie post-rock, with a few heavy … Read more

Government Issue

The Punk Remains the Same
DC Jam (2009)

New live E.P. from these DC music legends. Featuring an earlier line-up than on their last live record (Strange Wine), … Read more

Jakob Dylan

Seeing Things
Columbia (2009)

I tried to listen to this one with an open mind. I know The Wallflowers never did anything for me. … Read more

Owen

New Leaves
Polyvinyl (2009)

Most people who listen to Owen are all-too-aware of what I like to call the Kinsella continuum. Chicago-based brothers Mike … Read more

Owen

New Leaves
Polyvinyl (2009)

Owen made being a self-deprecating, guitar-playing romantic a cool thing again. But its 2009 now, and maybe it's a little … Read more

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Belushi Speed Ball

What, Us Worry?
SonaBLAST! Records (2022)

"All the burgers, all the fries, Daniels got tater tots for his eyes!" - Belushi Speed Ball Formed in 2013 in Louisville, Kentucky Belushi Speed Ball unashamedly crashed the thrash metal crossover band wagon with their take on speed induced party metal. To date What, Us Worry? is their second full length album. Prepare For Trouble was their first coming out in 2019 and before that they had 4 EP's released, the first being the hilariously titled Face Schmelted In 9 Minutes Or Less (2014), then another 2 EP's released in-between the full lengths. What, Us Worry? has been described by the band themselves as "the Sistine Chapel of generic cliche crossover thrash. Not only is it our best work to date, but we tricked a plethora of talent to … Read more

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Chris Wollard & The Ship Thieves

Chris Wollard & The Ship Thieves
No Idea (2009)

Over the course of a period of time, Chris Wollard (of Hot Water Music, The Draft, Blacktop Cadence, and Rumbleseat fame) and a gaggle of friends (George Rebelo of Hot Water Music sits in on drums on some tracks) recorded a batch of songs composed by Wollard that were basically front porch jams that got fleshed out into more realized … Read more

Screaming Females

Power Move
Don Giovanni (2009)

All right, might as well just get this done and over with. There's been a lot of hype surrounding this three-piece Jersey group and I for one never thought it warranted. Then again, I'm not a hipster and never cared about the hype that came with any band. Hype is for people that need to think what they are about … Read more

AFI

Crash Love
Interscope (2009)

Album number eight from the band now renowned for their genre-shifting and reinvention. Three years in the making, three producers in the studio, and twelve tracks long (given the band's penchant for Lost-esque symbolism, there's probably some deep significance to these numbers). What new style will be unveiled with Crash Love? Nothing too thrilling, is the answer. Opener "Torch Song" … Read more

Raekwon

Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt. II
Ice H2O (2009)

For whatever reason, it took me a little while to warm up to hip-hop. Maybe I was too into that guitar and percussion sound to really give hip-hop a fair chance. And I guess the whole "rap is crap" thing sort of rang a bell back then. Yeah, I fucked up. I'll admit that I never gave hip-hop a close … Read more

Marked Men

Ghosts
Dirtnap (2009)

From time to time certain friends of mine will make the same kind of declarations in the month of February that I do. And when statements like, "This might be the best record of the year," spew from their overexcited mouth while trying to tell me about a new album, I do indeed take notice. So, when such declarations of … Read more

Dead Swans

Sleepwalkers
Bridge Nine (2009)

Dead Swans is the U.K. hardcore circuit's latest export to reach American soil, currently being championed by the folks over at Bridge Nine Records. Sleepwalkers marks the group's debut full-length and continues down a similar path of gnarling metallic hardcore that the band churned out on their previous offerings, the Southern Blue EP and split 7" with Architects. The five-piece … Read more

Municipal Waste

Massive Aggressive
Earache (2009)

Municipal Waste's popularity blew up in 2007 with The Art of Partying, an album with almost every song revolving around drinking, partying, or just having a good time. It was the perfect soundtrack to any frat party but those who are looking for the sequel to that should turn the other way, as their new album, Massive Aggressive sees the … Read more

Merit

Arson is for Lovers
Independent (2009)

Merit is from upstate New York and annoys the living fuck out of me. Sadly Merit wants to be Paramore. If my teenage daughter came home and said she wanted be in a band that sounded like Paramore, I'd cut her from the will. Which wouldn't mean that much to her anyhow, because she would obviously become a huge star … Read more

Banner Pilot

Collapser
Fat Wreck Chords (2009)

Banner Pilot's last album, Resignation Day earned them a lot of praise among punk fans. To me, I thought it was a very solid album but it didn't exactly stick out among the many great bands that are playing this style of punk right now. They're a good band, but I thought they were missing a few things before I … Read more

Black Boned Angel

The Endless Coming to Life
20 Buck Spin (2008)

Sometimes, curiosity completely gets the best of me, as is the case with my musical listening habits. And because of that I do hear quite a bit music that takes a while to process, like Black Boned Angel. Admittedly, the first exposure of Black Boned Angel to which I was privy, can be attributed to the collaboration with Nadja, Christ … Read more

Disembodied

Psalms of Sheol
Prime Directive (2009)

As the crushing, bottom heavy sonic force of "Enochian Prayer" plays, the only thought running through my mind is: "YES! Disembodied rules where would I be without their destroying my ear drums right at this moment?" If you have ever given a spin or two or more to any Disembodied record, than you kind of have an idea of what … Read more

Merauder

God is I
Regain (2009)

Oh hey what do you know, Merauder is back. For those that don't remember, Merauder put out the classic crossover album Master Killer in 1995. Master Killer set the stage for what would become a metal soaked final years of the last millennium for hardcore, especially within the confines of New York City. I didn't even know Merauder put out … Read more

Cub Country

Stretch That Skull Cover and Smile
Future Farmer (2009)

I honestly did not think that Jeremy Chatelain was still active as Cub Country seeing as how it has been some time since his last record, Stay Poor, Stay Happy back in 2004. But here we have Stretch That Skull Cover and Smile as proof that Cub Country is still alive and kicking. Cub Country is the alt-country project of … Read more

Water & Bodies

Water & Bodies
Rain City (2009)

One of the newest bands to come out of Portland, Water & Bodies are looking to make an impact in the music world. Despite only forming a few months before, they have already recorded an EP and are hoping it'll lead to great things. Judging from this EP, it will be a while before they make an impact, maybe even … Read more

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