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Mommy and Daddy

Duel at Dawn
Kanine (2005)

I probably should have known something was up when two thirds of the reviews I read of Mommy and Daddy's Duel at Dawn talked more about how much fun they are live when you didn't quite know what to expect from them than about the album. Let it be a lesson to me. Who knows? Maybe, had I been in a room full of those Friendster scene people who think they're too good for MySpace (and, let's face it, they probably are), with a beer in each hand, and the freedom to quietly mock the whole "Emperor's New Clothes" feel to it all, I might not be so down on this album. But I am. I'm pretty darn down on it. It's just that I wanted to like this duo. They look super-cute, and the Mommy and Daddy aspect seemed appealing in a weird, uber-slick, po-mo kind of way. But on closer inspection, if Duel at Dawn is anything to judge by, the concepts aren't really that great. The lyrics aren't great, either. Half the time I couldn't even tell if it was Mommy or Daddy singing - maybe this is intentional? And by the time track three rolled around, … Read more

New Electric

New Electric
The Perpetual Motion Machine (2005)

In 2005 we saw the amount of instrumental bands coming out rise significantly. Most of these bands either sounded too … Read more

Sufjan Stevens

Illinois
Asthmatic Kitty (2005)

What is the sign of a "great" record? What defines a classic? Is it a cult following? Musical virtuosity? Ambition … Read more

Girls Aloud

Chemistry
Polydor (2005)

Tits 'n' arse, right? Well, yeah, that's basically what it's all about. Skinny girls showing their skinny flesh to not-so-skinny … Read more

Girls Aloud

Chemistry
Polydor (2005)

"Girls, all I really want is girls / And in the morning it's girls / Cause in the evening it's … Read more

Pageninetynine

Document #8 (Reissue)
Robotic Empire (2005)

"Punk Rock should mean freedom, liking and accepting everything that you like, playing whatever you want, as sloppy as you … Read more

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Swami & The Bed Of Nails

All Of This Awaits You
BMG, Swami (2024)

Some artists slow down as they get older. Who knows if that’s because of day jobs or family or something about the new creative process. It’s all case by case and speculation, and that’s not why I’m here talking about John Reis’s latest project anyway, other than to give a lengthy intro to Swami & The Bed Of Nails, which is the probably the third LP from a Reis project that I’ve reviews in the past year. John Reis, aka Swami John, runs Swami Records and has played with bands like Rocket From The Crypt, Hot Snakes, Drive Like Jehu, and more. All Of This Awaits You springs from 2023 writing sessions for a Hot Snakes record that never came to be, due to the passing of Rick Froberg (Hot … Read more

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Dead Hearts

No Love, No Hope
Reflections (2005)

"Buffalo is the second largest city in New York State but it's dying slowly, it's a cold gray place: rusting where the Niagara River meets Lake Erie. I've seen a lot of people watch their dreams get crushed by this city. It seems like Buffalo just gets into your blood and poisons it with cynicism and bitterness. We have a … Read more

Crimes of Passion

Demo
Independent (2005)

If you made a list of all the bands currently playing the style of music labeled as metalcore, you could fill up 30 or 40 pages in Microsoft Word. There are that many of them. Luckily, for every five bands ripping off At the Gates and Hatebreed simultaneously, there's a band doing metalcore right. Luckily for us, Crimes of Passion … Read more

Graf Orlock / Greyskull

Split
Dood (2005)

Unless you're backless, you have a backpack. What do you have in your backpack? I'd imagine there's a collection of paper, pens, and hidden condoms. Then again, maybe you have one of those packs equipped for bicycle riding. Oh, watch out for that bump! Just kidding. You're in the comfort of a house on a computer on a chair. Under … Read more

Lords

Swords
Jade Tree (2005)

Don't blink, or it will all be over before you even realize what hit you. Swords is what a hit and run car wreck feels and sounds like. The group Lords has been a roadwarrioring (yes, I made this word up and I am trademarking it) group of semi-Hessian sound miscreants for quite some time. After two equally disturbing EP's … Read more

Renee Heartfelt

Death of the Ghost
Textbook Music (2005)

I often wonder how musicians reach the point in their lives where they want to make a change in their musical endeavors. Perhaps they no longer find the frantic and chaotic world of hardcore/punk interesting. Maybe they have been screaming and breaking shit on stage for so long that they no longer know what they're angry about. For whatever reasons … Read more

Oxes

Oxes EP
Monitor (2005)

If it wasn't the fake split with Arab On Radar they pulled to boost CD sales that sold your heart, than it had to be the album artwork on the Oxxxes LP that caused an uproar of controversy. The protest in Baltimore was later turned into the album cover of the CD version, with my favorite being the guy holding … Read more

Madonna

Confessions on a Dance Floor
Maverick (2005)

Do you remember when Madonna used to be the only female pop star that could sell millions with every album? When she was always ahead of the chasing pack by being the first major pop star to take the latest underground fade and turn it into the new cool? Do you remember when she looked hot and flaunted her sexuality … Read more

Depeche Mode

Playing the Angel
Reprise (2005)

I broke a fingernail tearing the shrink wrap off Playing the Angel - that's how excited I was to get into it. After the confusion caused by Exciter, and the months of consolation I indulged in with the two Singles collections, I was desperate for Martin Gore, Dave Gahan and that other guy who's name I had to look up … Read more

Bunyan, Vashti

Lookaftering
Fat Cat (2005)

If you go to the Guinness World Records Website and type in, "Longest time between albums", you get a message that says, "Can't find what you're looking for? This site features only a selection of the 40,000 records in the Guinness World Records database." In other words, they are saying that if one desires to know the official record for … Read more

Broken Social Scene

Broken Social Scene
Arts & Crafts (2005)

You know how there is always one band that everyone says "You should totally check this band out man; they rock harder than Ron Jeremy's cock at the office!" and you go, "Yeah sure man, I'll check them out if you say they are that good." And you never do! Well that's pretty much my relationship with the Broken Social … Read more

Blacklisted

...The Beat Goes On
Deathwish Inc. (2005)

Despair, anger, and doubt are all located on the polar opposite side of happiness and are never a joy to experience in one's life. These feelings do, however, make for great hardcore albums. ...The Beat Goes On is one of the best examples of negative energy being used to create one thick, menacing, evil piece of human desperation and ruin. … Read more

I Am the Avalanche

I Am the Avalanche
Drive-Thru (2005)

If you look at the musical resumes of the members of I Am the Avalanche, they are quite impressive. Vocalist Vinnie Caruana fronted the pop-punk band The Movielife; Guitarist Brandon Swanson played in the highly-toted emo/indie rock band Further Seems Forever; bassist Kellen Robson was a member of Long Island hardcore band Scraps and Heart Attacks; and while guitarist Michael … Read more

Sentenced

The Funeral Album
Century Media (2005)

Legend, and probably some interview posted somewhere on the internet, has it that halfway through recording The Funeral Album the members of Sentenced decided it would be their final project together. I suppose there's the potential for criticism in giving this album a stellar rating. Such a move might smack of the silver medals awarded to aging figure skaters because … Read more

Criteria

When We Break
Saddle Creek (2005)

Let's get a few obvious bits of information out of the way. Criteria is the latest vehicle by one half of the early Cursive writing team, Steven Pederson. No, this is not a blatant rip of Cursive's material. Criteria is a less pretentious and anthemic rock album. It is a supremely infectious pop record in fact. I was completely surprised … Read more

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