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Hank Williams III

Straight to Hell
Bruc (2006)

Weak. Shallow. Lame. Insipid. All of these words have been used at some point (by me) to describe country music. I fucking hate what passes for country music today and thankfully, so does Hank Williams III. He knows that the crossover into pop music in the late eighties/early nineties signaled the death of whatever creativity or credibility was left in the genre. Couple his lineage with his disdain for the current state of the genre, and he really has no better qualifications to give country the huge kick in the ass that it so richly deserves. He's been called an outlaw, a maverick, and a whole lot more. If we were talking about anyone else, the whole thing would have the egg salad fart smell of P.R. spin. There have been other musicians that have been called the same, but one listen to them and you know they're full of shit. Take one listen to Straight to Hell and you know that we're talking about a true dissident raging against the Nashville machine. If you're still not convinced, consider that when he's not doing honest-to-goodness country albums, he's playing with Superjoint Ritual, The Melvins or his own hardcore band, Assjack. … Read more

Slayer

Eternal Pyre
American (2006)

It's been a quite wait for Slayer fans, who are as rabid as music fans come. We last heard new … Read more

Aoria

If I Slow Down Everything Will Disappear
Independent (2006)

I love unsolicited review materials, especially when it's a band I've never heard before, and even more so when said … Read more

Defcon 4

File Under Fuck
Black Box Recordings (2006)

A lot of bands claim influence from early hardcore favorites like Black Flag and Minor Threat. Nine times out of … Read more

Apiary

Lost In Focus
Ironclad/Metal Blade (2006)

Lost in Focus is the debut release from a Southern California five-piece know as Apiary. I listen to a lot … Read more

Guiltmaker

Driven By Arms
Kiss of Death (2006)

Despite featuring ex-members of Combatwoundedveteran and Reversal of Man, Guiltmaker is distinctly less heavy than you might initially assume they … Read more

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Free LSD
Fat Possum Records (2022)

Blistering fast-paced Punk Rock energy proton pills shoved down your esophagus. Gobble Gobble. Glug Glug Glug, Rallllph... Let’s Get It On and not like the Ed Sheeran Remake ha ha ha. Everyone's loveable favourite punk that seemingly appears in every Punk Rock documentary…Keith Morris continues to pulverize, perpetuate, pontificate and ponder life, death and all that other gobbly gook in between much in the tradition of early Circle Jerks however perhaps more refined like a version of Pong but on some newly designed drug to speed up production to fight the impending doom of the A. I robots that are coming to get us and take over our souls, and minds and impregnate us with their probing fertile fingers. Christ! We are doomed! Morris spits vile piles of venom with … Read more

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Boris

Pink
Southern Lord (2006)

Initially released late last year on Japanese label Diwphalanx, Pink now finds a worldwide release through Southern Lord. It also see's the band at their scuzzy rock best. Similar in sound in many ways to their 2005 Southern Lord release, Akuma No Uta, but upping the ante considerably with tighter more memorable songs. Tracks like "Regardless it is not Separable" … Read more

Genghis Tron

Dead Mountain Mouth
Crucial Blast (2006)

Genghis Tron is something of an anomaly in the world of music. On their Myspace site they list themselves as Grind/Electro/Metal, which is a pretty disconcerting declaration to some. It sounds a bit off-putting, like a botched crossbreeding that has yielded mentally handicapped offspring in the form of songs that should have never been written. That's the way it usually … Read more

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone

Etiquette
Tomlab (2006)

My initial experience with Casiotone for the Painfully Alone (henceforth referred to as simply 'tones, to save me a fair bit of typing) was not an audio one. Rather, for sometime the only working knowledge that I had of the band was their lyrics which I read through after Soulseek dropped the ball and returned no search results. This, granted, … Read more

Paatos

Silence of Another Kind
Inside Out (2006)

Prog-rock is quite an unstable ground to tread upon. One uneven step can send you hurtling into the abyss of ridiculous pretentiousness. As Silence of Another Kind begins, Paatos is already dangerously close to losing their footing. "Shame", while aptly named, does nothing more than give the impression of a rather uninspired band that is simply going through the motions. … Read more

Ceremony

Violence Violence
Malfunction (2006)

Hate is a tough thing to grasp for many people. They say they hate, but I'm not sure I believe it because the term "hate" is like love. It's thrown about haphazardly and used in offhand comments and that makes it lose it's true, immensely dark and angry feeling. So when a band aims to go for hatred as the … Read more

Ceremony

Violence Violence
Malfunction (2006)

My buddy Dave said it best: "This shit makes me want to punch a whale." Ridiculous? Perhaps. But Ceremony's first full-length, Violence Violence is completely ridiculous. And I mean that as a compliment in every way. They released their Ruined 7" not too long ago and the hardcore hype train started a-chuggin'. You'd see kids in Ceremony hoodies and tees … Read more

The First Step

What We Know
Rivalry (2006)

Almost ten years ago the California hardcore band Chain of Strength asked, "Has the edge gone dull?" The edge hasn't lost any of it's sharpness but has transformed from a simple song written by teenagers in Washington D.C. in the early 80's to a positive filled jock rock by the end of the decade. The 90's itself was a scary … Read more

Ministry

Rio Grande Blood
13th Planet (2006)

Al Jourgensen doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve; he rips it out of his chest and smothers the bloody, still-beating remains in the face of anyone and everyone he can get his hands on. Since forming the industrial power-house that is Ministry, Jourgensen has been the driving force behind album after album worth of seething, stomping anger. In a … Read more

Panic

Circles
Reflections (2006)

In hardcore's early '80s halcyon days, the EP became the coin of the realm: a handful of songs, often over before you had a chance to sit down. Many great bands never even recorded full-lengths - a phenomenon that's a lot less common today though by no means extinct. Maybe if Panic hadn't broken up in 2002, they would have … Read more

Islands

Return to the Sea
Equator (2006)

Islands is the kind of band that has the ability to suck you into their creative vortex and draw from you the emotions that they choose to illicit accordingly, all the while Return to the Sea remains very optimistic and upbeat. How could it not? If you are a follower of Islands leaders Nick Diamond and J'aime Tambeur (who recently … Read more

Casey Jones

The Messenger
Eulogy (2006)

Casey Jones, for those not in the know, is an unapologetically straightedge hardcore band. Originally a side project of Evergreen Terrace, this Florida based five-piece decided to make this band more "serious." They are more of a modern era hardcore group that has mid-to-fast paced music that sets up the crucial breakdown to mosh to. They do add hints of … Read more

Peeping Tom

Peeping Tom
Ipecac (2006)

It's been a long wait for the debut album of Mike Patton's Peeping Tom project. About six years to be exact, but let's cut him a little slack, it's not like he hasn't been busy. Between Fantômas, Lovage, Tomahawk, various John Zorn or solo projects and now acting, I don't know how the fuck he even finds time to do … Read more

Junius

Blood is Bright
Radar (2006)

I could attempt a witty introduction for this review, but both you and I know that you never read the first paragraph of these reviews. It's just witty banter or some lame story that attempts to tie in with the band's release. So to cut to the chase, what we have here is Boston-based rockers Junius' new EP, Blood is … Read more

Ampere / Sinaloa

Split
Ebullition (2006)

No bullshit, no posing. Just two of the best bands in the DIY hardcore scene releasing a split together. Nearly half an hour of new music for you to feast your ears on. Ampere dominates the first seven tracks, with an emphasis very much on the domination. Furious, chaotic emo-violence very much in the vain of Orchid which could be … Read more

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