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Forensics

Hogback Mountain Sessions Vol. 1
Magic Bullet (2005)

Let me be frank. Picking up records based off of the information given on the record sleeve is usually (99.9% of the time) a tenuous proposition. More than likely, the record will not come through on its boastings. I normally make it a point to never believe a damn thing that those stickers announce ( i.e. "the best band in Madagascar"). In addition, when a band states that this is a recording session in "experimental" nature, it usually translates as "This is a piece of crap that the record label forced us to put out..." or "We are pretentious sons of bitches!" All of that aside, I broke with my normal modus operandi with the purchase of Hogback Mountain Sessions Vol. 1 from the band Forensics. For some reason, that day I was looking for said pretentious piece of crap on which to waste my money. I enjoyed their last album, Things to Do When You Should Be Dead Anyway, and figured that this could not be all bad. It must be said that it was a wise purchase and my expectations were way off base here as instead of noisy feedback laden soundscapes, Hogback Mountain Sessions Vol. 1 was … Read more

On the Outside

Tragic Endings
Thorp (2005)

No Warning officially called it quits in late 2005, but for most of us, the band died when this photograph … Read more

Neon Blonde

Chandeliers in the Savannah
Dim Mak (2005)

When it comes down to it, negative reviews serve one purpose: to invoke laughter from the reader. After reading reviews, … Read more

Dissolute

Intermittent Parasitic Oscillatior
Daredevil (2006)

For this Cleveland math-metal band, this release has been a long time coming. It was several years ago that I … Read more

Protest the Hero

Kezia
Underground Operations (2005)

I have this friend. We'll call him "Max," because that's his name. Max has said some questionable things in the … Read more

John Vanderslice

Pixel Revolt
Barsuk (2005)

I get the distinct impression that John Vanderslice might be a bit of a flake. But after spending some time … Read more

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Ted Leo & The Pharmacists

Living with the Living
Touch & Go (2007)

Like a well-deserved punch to the face, a breath of fresh air in a smog-ridden city, or indeed, a good musician amongst a plethora of bad ones, Ted Leo and his illustrious Pharmacists have returned with their Touch & Go debut, Living with the Living. At just over an hour long, the record beats Leo's previous offering, 2004's Shake the Sheets, by a good 20 minutes; "good" being the operative word. Produced by Fugazi luminary Brendan Canty, the record initially seems fairly similar to the band's previous output: a brief, drum-based intro track, leading straight into an upbeat slice of organic rock 'n roll, "The Sons of Cain." Straight away there's the signature Ted Leo sound: a simple but driving riff, confident bass, and that ever-so-knowingly-executed hook. A little light … Read more

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Arctic Monkeys

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Domino (2006)

In years to come, when the inevitable "I <3 2004" rockumenterary hits television with its small army of washed up never-were celebrities in tow, I can say "I lived through that". I was there putting copies of Franz Ferdinand on the shelves on release day. I danced unabashedly to that catchy Killers single. I shook my fist at many a … Read more

Struckdown

Revolution
Indianola (2006)

I hate one-sheets. In case you are not as media savvy as everyone else, a one-sheet is a sheet of paper that labels send out with their promo releases to record stores, magazines, and other places that sell or review music. Usually on these one-sheets there is something about how great the band is or what great bands they have … Read more

Ed Gein

Judas Goats and Dieseleaters
Black Market Activities (2005)

Dear Lord, this album is a mess. It is tough to get a handle on what is going on initially, partially because Ed Gein had been described to me in two ways: as a grindcore band, and a tech metal band. After hearing Judas Goats and Dieseleaters, I full on disagree with both descriptions. Ed Gein's sound contains elements of … Read more

Nizlopi

Half These Songs are About You
NOVA (2005)

There's only one place this review can start, and that's with the song "JCB". A delicate, soft pop song with innocent lyrics, drawing on all the heroes and protective influences of childhood. Placid guitars, a relaxed voice and with an air of sitting under the one grey cloud on a sunny day, knowing you can get up, walk ten yards … Read more

Fight Like Hell

Demo
Independent (2005)

Let me just give all of you a big fat heads up: Blood Money Records sold out of this demo, so if you were thinking it wasn't hot shit, or that because you aren't from Denver and haven't heard of Fight Like Hell, you are very mistaken. Turns out, anybody with good taste in music already owns this demo. Probably … Read more

The Suicide Machines

On the Eve of Destruction (1991-1995)
Noise Riot (2005)

The Suicide Machines have been a band for a long time now. Close to fifteen years, actually. In that time, they've released 6 studio albums, a retrospective compilation that included two new songs (2002's Least Worst of The Suicide Machines (1995-2001)), and even recorded a song with fellow Detroit "musicians" Insane Clown Posse while both groups were on Hollywood Records … Read more

The Advantage

Elf Titled
5 Rue Christine (2006)

Unlike movies, video game sequels eclipse their predecessors. The graphics are better, the gameplay is tightened, and the quantity of visible buttocks is increased. For The Advantage, a band that only plays video game covers, their second full-length has to be better than the first. For all the gamers in the house, warm up your thumbs and say goodbye to … Read more

Mommy and Daddy

Duel at Dawn
Kanine (2005)

I probably should have known something was up when two thirds of the reviews I read of Mommy and Daddy's Duel at Dawn talked more about how much fun they are live when you didn't quite know what to expect from them than about the album. Let it be a lesson to me. Who knows? Maybe, had I been in … Read more

New Electric

New Electric
The Perpetual Motion Machine (2005)

In 2005 we saw the amount of instrumental bands coming out rise significantly. Most of these bands either sounded too soft and sparkly (resembling Explosions in the Sky too much) or too over the top and heavy (sharing too much in common with the likes of Isis and Pelican). The Brooklyn quartet, New Electric has found a medium between the … Read more

Sufjan Stevens

Illinois
Asthmatic Kitty (2005)

What is the sign of a "great" record? What defines a classic? Is it a cult following? Musical virtuosity? Ambition and drive? Three chords and the truth? All these questions will be answered within this review. Maybe. If you're still unaware of the young and illustrious Sufjan Stevens, you're either a My Chemical Romance fan who's still not discovered "the … Read more

Girls Aloud

Chemistry
Polydor (2005)

Tits 'n' arse, right? Well, yeah, that's basically what it's all about. Skinny girls showing their skinny flesh to not-so-skinny girls and pubescent boys who are sitting at home, pretending to make out with the one girl that's unfortunate enough to appear on a poster with her mouth open. Tits 'n' arse, always a success. Who cares how it sounds? … Read more

Girls Aloud

Chemistry
Polydor (2005)

"Girls, all I really want is girls / And in the morning it's girls / Cause in the evening it's girls. I like the way that they walk / And it's chill to hear them talk / And I can always make them smile / From White Castle to the Nile" I think The Beastie Boys sum it up quite … Read more

Pageninetynine

Document #8 (Reissue)
Robotic Empire (2005)

"Punk Rock should mean freedom, liking and accepting everything that you like, playing whatever you want, as sloppy as you want as long as it's good and has passion." Leave it to a band that exuded and wore passion on its sleeves to open their album with a sampled quote of Kurt Cobain to emphasize this facet of their collective … Read more

Dead Hearts

No Love, No Hope
Reflections (2005)

"Buffalo is the second largest city in New York State but it's dying slowly, it's a cold gray place: rusting where the Niagara River meets Lake Erie. I've seen a lot of people watch their dreams get crushed by this city. It seems like Buffalo just gets into your blood and poisons it with cynicism and bitterness. We have a … Read more

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