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New Order

Singles
Warner Bros. (2005)

I know what you're thinking because I was thinking it as well. How can a band that has only released eight studio albums have yet another greatest hits? Are they taking the piss or what? Singles is New Order's fifth greatest hits package after Substance, The Best of', The Rest of', the Retro box-set and the US release of International. By any bands standard that takes the biscuit. What makes Singles special in comparison to those other ones is that this is not re-recordings like some of Substance, nor is it an album of remixes (The Best of', The Rest of' and Retro) but it's actually a collection of the 25 years worth of singles in their original single forms spread over two discs. Starting at the beginning with the Joy Division song that never was, 'Ceremony,' and ending with 'Waiting for the Sirens Call', which was only released in the UK last week, this is the definitive collection of New Order's singles. It showcases New Order in all their glory and shows you just why they were possibly one of the most influential bands of all time and certainly untouchable in their heyday. 'Everything's Gone Green' is where the … Read more

Ctrlaltdelete

Mondegreens
Motivesounds (2005)

I used to hate 'ctrl,' 'alt,' and 'delete.' Used in succession, it only meant one thing - reboot. That's right! … Read more

Earth

Hex: Or Printing in the Infernal Method
Southern Lord (2005)

Opening with a sound not unlike some kind of spaghetti western death knell, Hex: Or Printing in the Infernal Method, … Read more

Drowningman

Don't Push us When We're Hot
Thorp (2005)

I'll admit, when I first heard of Drowningman back in the day, I had a whole lot of preconceived notions. … Read more

HIM

Dark Light
Warner Bros. (2005)

HIM is known as the biggest musical joke of our generation and is bashed frequently by message board elitists everywhere. … Read more

Scum

Gospels for the Sick
Tuba (2005)

The moment Shannon Larkin walked out of Amen and into Godhead, or Godsmack, or whatever the fuck awful band with … Read more

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Dispensing of False Halos

With Prayers and A Scalpel
Init (2003)

So comrade, this elderly man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Where can I find the most recent issue of Sports Illustrated?" Then out of fucking left field, sometimes inadvertently perceived as right, Dispensing Of False Halos busts through the adjacent wall and tears that geezer a new blowhole. Now, what exactly instigated this odd situation and, better yet, who framed Roger Rabbit? First, we must start with the basics: DOFH is a metal band that is heavily influenced by emo violence (essentially pretty music with screechy vocals). This semi-nude outfit's roots lie in obscure 90's screamo bands like In Loving Memory and Eclipse Of Eden. The old man that looked so goddamn innocent in 1999, cast a level 3-doom spell on the members of these groups. The … Read more

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Franz Ferdinand

You Could Have it So Much Better
Sony (2005)

No longer is Franz Ferdinand the sole property of Glasgow's skinny tie wearing indie elite. They are now a phenomenon. Actually, scratch that. They are a worldwide fucking phenomenon. This results in two things. Firstly, the anticipation surrounding their sophomore album, You Could Have it So Much Better, is massive. And secondly, I no longer look cool for being able … Read more

Fordirelifesake

A Daydream Disaster
Thorp (2005)

Kids aren't born cool. For the droves of kids that are growing up in small towns watching third rate metalcore at their local VFW Hall, it couldn't be harder to come across cool music, let alone music that is pushing boundaries. Fordirelifesake, although not pushing the boundaries of what the CD label described as 'melodic-metallic-hardcore,' seem to be the kind … Read more

Goldfrapp

Supernature
Mute (2005)

Sitting at a bar in a pub a couple of years back is a lovely looking young lady. The hero of this fictional and highly clich'd story, Fred, strides forth. He has his game face on and is looking for love, or something similar. 'Hi,' he says, not showing the fear, 'My name's Fred. Can I buy you a drink?' … Read more

Of Faith and Fire

Battleborn
Helicopter (2005)

Nevada is one of the last states I think of when it comes to hardcore. This is odd because the state produced one of hardcore's all-time greats in 7 Seconds and is also home to one of my favorite hardcore bands of all-time, Faded Grey. When I think of hardcore my mind tends to think of Southern California or the … Read more

Saltlick

A Face Only a Mother Could Love
Independent (2005)

In recent years country and folk music have had a significant increase in their influence in the genres of indie rock. We have seen albums from Bright Eyes, Sufjan Stevens, and Iron and Wine receive critical acclaim. It's not my right to question why, but it is within reason to ask. So, seriously, why the sudden fascination? Mr. Oberst has … Read more

The Twilight Collective

All in Due Time
Independent (2005)

So lately you've seen a lot of new bands popping up. The first thing you see is 'ex-members of ______ and ______!!!!' HOLY CRAP, you mean this band has members from all of my favorite bands? They're writing songs together? YES!! It seems as though so many of the new bands recently have become sort of incestuous, all sleeping and … Read more

How it Ends

Beloved
Thorp (2005)

There's something to be said for bands that get right to the point. Literally within the first ten seconds of "11th and Arch", Philadelphia's How it Ends lets you know exactly who they are and what they're about. And on their second album, Beloved, How it Ends is all about the heavy. Heavy guitars set just how i like my … Read more

27 / Twin Zero

27:00
Undergroove (2005)

When quality is superseded by time constrains, one feels a certain degree of relief. If all goes terribly wrong and what you've written stinks, you can always fall back on the old 'It was a rush job' line. Here's my situation: I received the new split CD by 27 and Twin Zero in the post this morning, and I have … Read more

Time for Living

Demo 2k5
Independent (2005)

Doesn't the Bay Area have enough good hardcore bands? It's like they grow them on trees, or breed them in those large crates on the shipping docks. The truth may never be known, and I'm sure as hell not complaining; it's amazing to see these new bands playing music that strays away from the repetitive shit Trustkill profits off of … Read more

Goldie Lookin' Chain

Safe as Fuck
Atlantic (2005)

2004 was an odd year in the United Kingdom. The word 'chav' became part of everyday life, there was an extremely hot summer (the likes of which we had never seen), and a bizarre group of Welshmen came out of nowhere to become the most talked about group of the year (mainly in the tabloids). Goldie Lookin' Chain's Greatest Hits, … Read more

Darkest Hour

Undoing Ruin
Victory (2005)

Metal is getting to be popular again. Its popularity has fluctuated at times, dipping in and out of the pop culture eye, but usually staying under the radar. With the resurgence of thrash/melodic death metal/"hardcore" hybrids popping up everywhere, there is a sense of excitement (or dread) about new metal releases. So many bands seem to be trying to "one-up" … Read more

The Farewell Reason

Demo
Independent (2005)

I'm going to start this one by saying that, with very few exceptions, I fuckin' hate metalcore. Has a genre ever spawned so many worthless, generic, formulaic, and uninspired bands? It's seriously riding pop-punk's ass right about now. Now, I don't always mind my hardcore with heavy metallic leanings; I can stand All Out War and Embrace Today, who at … Read more

Cave In

Perfect Pitch Black
Hydra Head (2005)

About a year and a half about I was fortunate enough to catch a Cave In performance at which they debuted a handful of new songs, many of which made their way onto this release. When they played these new songs, they were sprinkled about a set-list of recent songs from Jupiter and Antenna as well as old jams from … Read more

Mad Sin

Sweet and Innocent? Loud & Dirty!
Thorp (2005)

First released in 1998 und das Vaterland, Mad Sin's album Sweet and Innocent? Loud & Dirty! finally gets a "proper release" on North American Shores, courtesy of Thorp Records. A band that's been around for nigh on 17 years, these guys could quite possibly be the only band to have been on more labels than they have albums released. How … Read more

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