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Madonna

Confessions on a Dance Floor
Maverick (2005)

Do you remember when Madonna used to be the only female pop star that could sell millions with every album? When she was always ahead of the chasing pack by being the first major pop star to take the latest underground fade and turn it into the new cool? Do you remember when she looked hot and flaunted her sexuality in a way that had never been done before? Do you remember when she was relevant? Well I do, and after the terrible American Life, I hoped that Madonna would make a follow up album that would return her to the top of the pop tree and remind us that while she is a nearly 50 year old mother of two, she can still make some contributions to music. Confessions on a Dance Floor is that follow up and while there are glimpses of the old Madonna it just doesn't seem that she is the power she used to be. It all starts nicely. "Hung Up" is a pretty fun dance-floor filler and obviously it has a sample of ABBA as the backbone of the song, but lyrically it seems like Mrs. Ritchie has been suffering from a terrible bout … Read more

Depeche Mode

Playing the Angel
Reprise (2005)

I broke a fingernail tearing the shrink wrap off Playing the Angel - that's how excited I was to get … Read more

Bunyan, Vashti

Lookaftering
Fat Cat (2005)

If you go to the Guinness World Records Website and type in, "Longest time between albums", you get a message … Read more

Broken Social Scene

Broken Social Scene
Arts & Crafts (2005)

You know how there is always one band that everyone says "You should totally check this band out man; they … Read more

Blacklisted

...The Beat Goes On
Deathwish Inc. (2005)

Despair, anger, and doubt are all located on the polar opposite side of happiness and are never a joy to … Read more

I Am the Avalanche

I Am the Avalanche
Drive-Thru (2005)

If you look at the musical resumes of the members of I Am the Avalanche, they are quite impressive. Vocalist … Read more

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Pygmy Lush

Mount Hope
Lovitt (2008)

The metamorphosis is complete. Where Bitter River combined harsh and acoustic tracks, Mount Hope excludes the 'harsh.' In this way, one can view Pygmy Lush's roots, the seminal Pg. 99 and City of Caterpillar, as the larva, or caterpillar, if you will. Pygmy Lush's first release, Bitter River, then serves as the cocoon transition between musicians' prior work into the present, the music on Mount Hope, or the butterfly. With Mount Hope, Pygmy Lush have strained off the more intense, raucous aspects and kept the more subdued side of the tracks found on Bitter River. Disregarding the lyrics completely, the music on Mount Hope is simple and, in its simplicity, melancholic. The guitar riffs are usually repeated throughout the songs, with occasional variation, and the tempo of almost every song … Read more

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Sentenced

The Funeral Album
Century Media (2005)

Legend, and probably some interview posted somewhere on the internet, has it that halfway through recording The Funeral Album the members of Sentenced decided it would be their final project together. I suppose there's the potential for criticism in giving this album a stellar rating. Such a move might smack of the silver medals awarded to aging figure skaters because … Read more

Criteria

When We Break
Saddle Creek (2005)

Let's get a few obvious bits of information out of the way. Criteria is the latest vehicle by one half of the early Cursive writing team, Steven Pederson. No, this is not a blatant rip of Cursive's material. Criteria is a less pretentious and anthemic rock album. It is a supremely infectious pop record in fact. I was completely surprised … Read more

Eluvium

Talk Amongst the Trees
Temporary Residence (2005)

1:49 a.m. I'm tired. Not tired enough to pass out, but tired enough to browse the internet and listen to music. So I put on Eluvium's Talk Amongst the Trees. Perfect. The first song, "New Animals from the Air," whispers from my speakers. As if the effects of my Sleepy Time Tea weren't enough, I can feel my subconscious beckoning … Read more

The New Pornographers

Twin Cinema
Matador (2005)

Have an empty space between your copies of Hearts of Oak and Chutes Too Narrow? Need a sparkling new addition to your collection of great bands with horrible names? Feel like cleansing your palette of the countless cred-thriving indie bands that couldn't write a decent, memorable tune to save their collective lives? If you answered yes to any of the … Read more

The Darkness

One Way Ticket to Hell... and Back
Atlantic (2005)

There's not much worse than a bad joke, unless it's a bad joke that just won't go away. Let's face it, there are only so many times you can hear that joke about Michael Jackson and the Pope in a plane and with the punch line being about fucking kids, before you want to pull someone's eyelids out and pour … Read more

The Starting Point

It's Something You Learn
Independent (2005)

It's not often that I sit down to listen to a hardcore record from a band I'm completely unfamiliar with, and fall in love instantly. Two weeks later I'm sitting in the same seat of my Algebra II class playing chest-drums to "Let it Take You Home." The thought that there are hundreds of local hardcore outfits like The Starting … Read more

Babyshambles

Down in Albion
Rough Trade (2005)

Pete Doherty has spent the last year in and out of tabloid magazines for many different things: drugs, Kate Moss, fighting, Kate Moss on drugs, causing everyone that is involved in the music industry (it seems) to comment on him, 'crazy' live sets and more drugs. All this comes off the back of two just above average albums with his … Read more

Achilles

The Dark Horse
Hex (2005)

Rising from the ashes of another Hex Records band, Building on Fire, Achilles has made a loud statement with their first full-length, The Dark Horse. Achilles might be recognizable to those who heard their split CD with labelmates Engineer last year. The Dark Horse was produced by Evan Patterson of Black Cross and Breather Resist notoriety and engineered at Chris … Read more

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Wichita Recordings (2005)

I can feel it happening. The hype is a train, rumbling in the distance. Though initially faint, it's growing progressively louder by the virtual second. Soon enough, it will be all encompassing when it finally arrives at the middle of nowhere railway station known as "Release Date." Metaphors, gotta love them. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah released their self-titled debut … Read more

At Risk

At Risk
Bloody Knuckles (2005)

This past summer, while vacationing in California, I decided to do the drive down the Pacific Coast Highway. I drove along the winding road that hugs the Pacific coastline as I made my way towards my Los Angeles destination. On the way, I came to the city of Santa Cruz. I was stoked at the thought of being in the … Read more

Danger Doom

The Mouse and the Mask
Epitaph (2005)

Once upon a time, while on a late evening binge of marijuana and cartoons, a young adult named Zed felt it would be appropriate to create. Well, the "young adult" is actually 21 years old...and he's, like, a total hunk. Anyway, the man covered in glistening oils combined his favorite wrapper and his favorite produce in a cereal bowl. With … Read more

Unearth

Our Days of Eulogy
Eulogy (2005)

I really don't know what came over me. There I was sitting on the bus on my way to work when I slid in Unearth's Our Days of Eulogy into my CD walkman and I was suddenly overcome with the urge to get off the bus and cause mayhem; metal mayhem. I pulled the stop signal cord and exited the … Read more

The (International) Noise Conspiracy

Armed Love
American (2005)

Taking what seems like years, in fact almost two, to come out on the shores of the United States, The (International) Noise Conspiracy's latest album Armed Love unleashes our daily dose of revolutionary approved rock-n-roll. This album has been maligned by critics and fans alike and seems to have an incredible polarizing effect on its listeners. People either love or … Read more

Wow, Owls! / The Setup

Split 7"
The Perpetual Motion Machine/ Life in a Box (2005)

Richmond, Virginia has a lush history when it comes to hardcore bands over the last fifteen years. From Avail to Count Me Out, and as of late Municipal Waste and Stop It!!!, Richmond has always been fertile ground for young hardcore bands. On this split seven inch, two of Richmond's more stylistically diverse bands, The Setup and Wow, Owls! put … Read more

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