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Wumpscut

Body Census
Metropolis (2007)

Wumpscut has been called many things - aggrotech, hellektro, terror EBM and many other awful genre portmanteaus. If you are new to the band, it would be easiest to say that what they - they being German DJ Rudy Ratzinger - create is electronic music designed to scare. Wumpscut first achieved popularity with "Soylent Green," now a much played club-classic. Since then Ratzinger has essentially set the bar for all modern industrial bands to step up to, welding together abrasive beats, near-orchestral sounds and distorted rasping vocals that would make Nivek Ogre of the seminal Skinny Puppy proud. Ratzinger's latest effort is Body Census and I'm sad to say that things don't start off on the best possible footing. "The Beast Sleeps Within You" and "Remember One Thing" are nothing special, lacking the biting vitriolic aggression that makes Wumpscut successful. "We Believe, We Believe" is fairly straightforward EBM fare, and its cleaner sound and beat should go down well on darkened dance-floors. With a good hook, "We Believe" is one of the albums stronger moments. After failing to impress on the maxi-single Goth Census, "You are Goth" manages to redeem itself with its harsh, mechanical beats - amusing, when the … Read more

Celestia

Apparitia-Sumptuous Spectre
Paragon (2007)

More melody than mayhem, France's Celestia is a band that catches your ear immediately because while they can definitely fly … Read more

Inhale Exhale

The Lost, The Sick, The Sacred
Solid State (2007)

The Lost, The Sick, The Sacred starts off with this atmospheric near dirge ditty that I thought I might have … Read more

Annasay

Annasay
Independent (2006)

I know this sounds familiar and you've heard a thousand of projects along these lines by now. But bear with … Read more

Our Resolve

Demo
Independent (2007)

If you glance over the list of hardcore bands coming out of Cleveland over the years, you'll find that most … Read more

Leftover Crack / Citizen Fish

Deadline
Fat Wreck Chords (2007)

Have you ever bought a split record that made absolutely no sense because the two bands sharing a disc sound … Read more

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The Hold Steady

A Positive Rage
Vagrant (2009)

When it comes to live albums, it has to be a band I love or a band that puts on a spectacular live show for me to want to buy it. In the case of The Hold Steady, their live album, A Positive Rage has them put on a pretty good show with a good, varied set that even includes a few rare songs like "You Gotta Dance (With Who You Came With)" and "Ask Her For Adderall." However, this is kind of lacking without the visual element with it. Most of the songs on A Positive Rage sound similar to the original cuts on their respective albums and you'd be better off listening to those. A Positive Rage also comes with a DVD documentary which isn't anything special. It's … Read more

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Hella

There's No 666 in Outer Space
Ipecac (2007)

Okay, let's talk about Resident Evil for a minute. If you're at all familiar with the games, you felt a strange feeling of dread mixed with anticipation mixed with hope when you first heard about the plans to totally revamp the classic RE control scheme for the fourth installment of the series. Part of you thought; "If it ain't broke, … Read more

Wolverines / The Sibling Project

Split
Independent (2006)

Wolverines, you ponder. Wolverines remind you of X-Men - of retractable claws - of deep, absonant snarls. "But what about siblings?" you ask yourself. Siblings bring to mind petty arguments, worthless rivalries, and sharing menial house chores. You rack your mind for any comprehensible link between a carnivorous mammal of the North and your sister. "Ay, there's the connection!" you … Read more

Ground Unicorn Horn

Ground Unicorn Horn
Three One G (2007)

Ground Unicorn Horn's self-titled release, which is packaged on a 3" mini-CD, is four minutes long, so I'm going to spend four minutes reviewing it. Three One G Records is a silly lot of folks with some pretty forward thinking ideas. I have plenty of seven inches that are only four minutes long, and I'm fine with that. But when … Read more

The Stooges

The Weirdness
Virgin (2007)

This metaphor has been used in other instances and with different figures at the head of the punchline. But believe me when I say that when the smoke clears after the apocalypse, be it biblical or manufactured, the only thing left alive will be cockroaches and Iggy Pop. Mr. Pop has had about as wild and varied a career as … Read more

Permanent

Sink|Swim
6131 (2007)

One of the best indicators of rating how good a band is is if you can feel your heart pounding as you listen to them. Your adrenaline is pumping, you're shouting alongside the music trying to keep up, and all you really want to do is grab onto something and hold on because, for all you know, you're on a … Read more

The Hidden Hand

The Resurrection of Whiskey Foote
Southern Lord (2007)

Let's be up front with this right off the bat. For all of Wino's - the guitarist and vocalist of the Hidden Hand - history in prominent bands like The Obsessed, St. Vitus, Spirit Caravan, etc, he is a workhorse musician who maintains a level of consistency that most bands and songwriters would kill to have. The Resurrection of Whiskey … Read more

Stars are Falling

The Consequence of Revenge
Blood & Ink (2007)

Sacramento's Stars are Falling are yet another in long line of bands coming out of California and inking a deal with Blood & Ink Records, an imprint of Facedown Records. So you basically know what you are going to get here even before you listen to it. Yup, you guessed it more Jesus loving metalcore that today's sleeveless t-shirt camo … Read more

Dohrn

Dohrn
Ethospine Noise (2006)

I have a soft spot for those noise punk and grindcore albums that blaze by in ten minutes or less. You know the kind. They're not something you listen to every day, but they are the perfect unrelenting catharsis on those days when you feel like the whole world is against you. Dohrn's self-titled debut is that kind of album. … Read more

Boxcar Satan / The Graves Brothers Deluxe

Black Water Rising
Dog Fingers (2007)

Charity records are always a tough breed to review; on the one hand you don't want to say anything bad because they are for a good cause and you have to respect that. On the other hand though, most are a big pile of shite that the majority of people with taste ignore with intent. So it was with some … Read more

Strangers

Holding
Action Man (2007)

Many Americans tend to take our music scene for granted, very rarely looking outside of our borders for new music. But if the last couple of years writing reviews has taught me anything, it's that there is a just as much music, if not more, deserving of recognition coming from areas outside the United States. Five-piece hardcore outfit Strangers may … Read more

Busdriver

RoadKillOvercoat
Epitaph (2007)

Busdriver is something of an anomaly in contemporary hip-hop. He is perpetually labeled as, if not "the next big thing", at least "someone to watch out for" by mainstream hip-hop media. And yet he never can quite break out of his underground, intelligent indie rapper niche. Whether this is due to his admittedly strange delivery or his legitimately politically aware … Read more

The Snake The Cross The Crown

Cotton Teeth
Equal Vision (2007)

In late 2004 when folk was just breaking through and about to become the new emo, I was caught off guard by a band called The Snake The Cross The Crown. Opening for Owen, I was dumbfounded by the passion these gentlemen brought to the stage. Shortly after witnessing the spectacle that was their live show, I picked up their … Read more

Short Sharp Shock

Short Sharp Shock
Dead & Gone (2006)

Anyone who's read any of my reviews probably has a pretty good idea of my old-school sensibilities when it comes to music. I've been listening to music for my whole life and it's tough to find anything that sounds fresh these days. So the reasons for my old-school tastes are simple. I'm old. I've heard a lot in my life. … Read more

xDeathstarx

We are the Threat
Facedown (2007)

Maybe I am the only one that can see the irony in a Christian straightedge band having a song called "The Great Opiate" since organized religion has always been thought of the opiate of the masses for free thinking atheists around the world. Then again, I don't think xDeathstarx could bang two brain cells in their collective seven heads to … Read more

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